Sunday, May 25, 2008

To Do List

Things I plan on telling y'all more about when I can breathe concentrate:
  1. I hate the wind & my allergies and I'm really fucking tired of not being able to breathe
  2. Why do people keep asking to buy my vehicles?
  3. Movies coming soon that I'm actually excited about seeing
  4. Movies coming soon that I can't believe they're trying to waste my time with
  5. My ginormous fall off the wagon (but not really)(ok, but kinda)
  6. My secret cravings
  7. Didn't I say something about posting photos?

A tidbit I probably won't be posting in greater detail: Three lesbians. One brings up a bridal shower (as in, shouldn't we have one of those?). We all look at each other, panick stricken. One of us (SweetPea) comments that, when she was a kid, she thought that those "showers" really were a bunch of women getting together and showering. We all agreed that might be the only kind we would be interested in attending.

Anything y'all want to hear about that I haven't mentioned? I'm taking requests, you know...

ETA: Struck items have either been published or are scheduled to publish. Stay tuned!

3 comments:

Wine Dog said...

I'm sooo crashing THAT shower.

dolphyngyrl said...

SEE?

We should totally be party planners.

Anonymous said...

You had better Wine Dog... We're expecting you there...

And the rest of that belief was this... "Baby showers"... Well... Aren't babies too little to take them... Because they'll drown... It's just for their mommies... Because they won't... The daddies stay outside... And go to work...

Now... "Bridal showers"... Well... That's where all of the wedding girls showered the bride in a big shower... Then they ate cake while wrapped in towels... But only on their heads...

Then the men would have their famed "Bachelor" party... To my understanding they would drink... MUCH... Play cards... Smoke cigars... And play "stripper"... Mind you... I with that said... I was pretty damn close to the actual... Considering...

Now... I know that NONE of these are really what goes on during said events... Not much anymore... BUT... I came close with the bachelor party... And honestly believed that a majority of those women... Had they had their showers the way I believed... That they wouldn't have been a huge part of the divorce rate that we know today...

DAMN...

I could have started a revolution... And all based on the belief structure of a small child (and I say small child because we all know that at age 5 I surpassed BOTH my parents in the English language)...