It's about a girl...

DolphynGyrl lives in the sweaty armpit of Sacramento, California with her (damn right we're legally married!) wife, SweetPea. Together they are raising two children (Monkey See and Monkey Do), a pitbull named Gomi and four cats (Gimpy, SuperFat, Diane and Moo). DolphynGyrl and SweetPea are were both members of Monkey Do’s PTA Board, which made the Board one-third gay. DolphynGyrl works for the government and has the Desk Jockey Spread to prove it. SweetPea works somewhere she gets to talk a lot and boss people around.

Monkey See is allegedly 14 years old and is in High School in the International Baccalaureate Program. MonkeySee frequently acts more like a crabby old man. He's grown up a lot and quickly, but he still trying to cling to his "raincloud over my head" attitude.

Monkey Do is ten years old and in the fifth grade. She's a fantastic little rabble rouser that occasionally has a hard time navigating the often cruel world of pre-pubescent girls.

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