tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12379657.post8298413698133500877..comments2023-12-18T11:16:58.584-08:00Comments on The Verbosery: To Do Listdolphyngyrlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14187926378463595809noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12379657.post-64047171688408135592008-05-26T12:20:00.000-07:002008-05-26T12:20:00.000-07:00You had better Wine Dog... We're expecting you the...You had better Wine Dog... We're expecting you there...<BR/><BR/>And the rest of that belief was this... "Baby showers"... Well... Aren't babies too little to take them... Because they'll drown... It's just for their mommies... Because they won't... The daddies stay outside... And go to work...<BR/><BR/>Now... "Bridal showers"... Well... That's where all of the wedding girls showered the bride in a big shower... Then they ate cake while wrapped in towels... But only on their heads...<BR/><BR/>Then the men would have their famed "Bachelor" party... To my understanding they would drink... MUCH... Play cards... Smoke cigars... And play "stripper"... Mind you... I with that said... I was pretty damn close to the actual... Considering...<BR/><BR/>Now... I know that NONE of these are really what goes on during said events... Not much anymore... BUT... I came close with the bachelor party... And honestly believed that a majority of those women... Had they had their showers the way I believed... That they wouldn't have been a huge part of the divorce rate that we know today... <BR/><BR/>DAMN...<BR/><BR/>I could have started a revolution... And all based on the belief structure of a small child (and I say small child because we all know that at age 5 I surpassed BOTH my parents in the English language)...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12379657.post-23354327144980274562008-05-26T09:55:00.000-07:002008-05-26T09:55:00.000-07:00SEE?We should totally be party planners.SEE?<BR/><BR/>We should totally be party planners.dolphyngyrlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14187926378463595809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12379657.post-50538054415198417632008-05-26T08:42:00.000-07:002008-05-26T08:42:00.000-07:00I'm sooo crashing THAT shower.I'm sooo crashing THAT shower.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com