Saturday, December 22, 2007

Sugarland pisses me off

I've posted previously about this song and how much it pisses me off. I have to admit that I really like the way the song sounds, but, because I listen to the words of songs, I just get so pissed off. And then I totally end up yelling at the radio. Things like "well, he married her, he's just fucking you, that's why!"

I do not understand how women who fuck married men always get it into their heads that they're somehow better or more suited for him than their wives. I mean, sure, you may suck a mean dick, but he married her for a reason, and I can guarantee you that it wasn't solely based on her knob-polishing skills.

Sometimes, men are stupid. They will fall for the younger, cute girl who lavishes him with adoration and sex. But that surely does not mean they're stupid enough to rip apart their family, run themselves through the divorce wringer and lose their comfort and security all for someone who doesn't amount to much more than a nice piece of ass.

And I will tell you right now that if you are fucking someone else's husband.... no matter what he may say to you... you are nothing more to him than a nice piece of ass.

Don't delude yourself into thinking he's going to become all those things you have it in your head that he's going to be. His wife probably deludes herself into thinking he's a faithful, devoted husband, too. See how wrong she is? Well, so are you!

He's not going to leave his wife for you. You aren't going to live happily ever after and always treat him right just like his wife never did.

Also, you should remember, and, as a woman, you should know that if his wife has become "frigid" it's probably not just because she is frigid, or doesn't love him, or is trying to punish him. More likely than not, it's because of a friction in their relationship. Possibly because of something he's done (maybe because of the last knob-polisher he was cheating on her with?). You should know that, with women, sex is about emotion as much as it is about physical pleasure. That's how you've gone and gotten yourself all attached to the man you're fucking.

So if his wife isn't giving it up, there's a reason. It's nestled snuggly in her heart and probably has a lot to do with the way he treats her. And if you think he won't treat you like that.... think again!

Basically, what you need to know and remember is that his wife is his wife. You are his mistress. He probably treats you better, but he's staying with her. If you're fucking him, you're just fucking him. That's it. Don't try to make it out like it's more than it is.

See?

See how long I can rant for?

And I didn't even get into it about lesbian couples or poly relationships. Because we'd be here for days. Really.

I also wanted to quantify this all by saying that - hey - sometimes, it does happen. Sometimes he does leave his wife for his mistress and they live happily ever after. But that's the exception, and not the rule.

So if you want to have a relationship, then just cut to the chase and get your own man.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Epic rant. Huzzah!

p.s. love the new masthead.

dolphyngyrl said...

Ranting is one of my superpowers.


Masthead: that's the Monkeys enjoying a sarsparilla and the paper down at Butch & Nellie's.

And thanks!

Anonymous said...

And every time I hear that song, I think of this rant.

Want to guess who can't go to the gym and has too much time on their hands this morning?