And I don't mean to be inconsiderate about this, because it really is a cute little zoo.
The thing you have to remember, though, is that it's not just a zoo.
It's also an animal sanctuary.
So while they have normal zoo fodder like tigers and monkeys and peacocks, you get slightly more unusual zoo animals.
No. Not "Big Cats".
Well, ok, not regular dogs. Wolf dog hybrids which normal people aren't supposed to own in the state of California.
That law doesn't apply to me, though, right? Right?
They've got big black crows and mountain lions and barn owls and deer and...
You know it's kind of like they just fenced in the locals.
They were only missing a flock of turkeys and it could be, hell, the local mall.
There's also the three-legged bobcat, the monkey with seizures, and the squirrel (swear) with cataracts.
Did I tell you?
But also? A totally awesome mission. If you're local, you should check it out. Definitely $4 worth of neat-o.