Friday, April 04, 2008

True Story

One day, SweetPea was hanging out with a friend, L.B. (where here "B" stands for "Booty"), and L.B. decided to clean out SweetPea's car. L.B. bent all the way over to start pulling out empty water bottles. SweetPea, in order to try to make L.B. stop, reached into her pants to give L.B. a wedgie.

Only to discover that there was nothing there to wedgie.

PS: It tickles my brain that even regular readers know the best way to find my blog again is to google "stalker".

PPS: I swear there will be a real post again soon.

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