Tuesday, February 05, 2008

An Ode to Deli Meat

Dear Tofurkey Peppered Deli Slices,

How do I love you? Let me count the ways....

I love you stacked on a Mr. Pickle Verri Veggi Sandwich with pepperjack cheese and lots of garlic sauce.

I love you pinched into a little rosette and shoved into my greedy maw.

I love you on grainy bread with alcoholic mustard and cheddar.

I love you kicking it in my deli drawer saving yourself for later.

I love the way you make my lips burn.

I love the way you make my breath hum.

I love you little pepper slices of love.

I love you love you love you.

Mah Belly

(clearly I'm still not feeling well)

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