Dear Tofurkey Peppered Deli Slices,
How do I love you? Let me count the ways....
I love you stacked on a Mr. Pickle Verri Veggi Sandwich with pepperjack cheese and lots of garlic sauce.
I love you pinched into a little rosette and shoved into my greedy maw.
I love you on grainy bread with alcoholic mustard and cheddar.
I love you kicking it in my deli drawer saving yourself for later.
I love the way you make my lips burn.
I love the way you make my breath hum.
I love you little pepper slices of love.
I love you love you love you.
(clearly I'm still not feeling well)