Google Keywords

Google keywords for the week of December 22 through December 28, 2007

I feel really bad for the person who googled "best gravy vegetarian" and came up with me. I know how hard it is to find a good vegetarian gravy recipe, and I was not helpful at all. Sorry!

I got quite a few hits from the search "christmas monologues", mainly from the UK. That really makes me curious. What are y'all hoping to find?

Somebody in Finland needed a "stalker tutorial".

I got the standard-issue hits from the search "my wife hates me", but there's a new twist and I'm also getting hits from the search "my wife hates me blog". I'd like to take this moment to clarify that my wife doesn't actually hate me. In fact, she probably loves me to a degree that might just be entirely inappropriate.

I had the requisite hits based on searches for "etsy review" and "noble vegetarian".

Finally, I had several hits based on searches for "a candyass", "fat candyass" and "big fat candy". I have no idea what they were looking for, but I have my doubts that they found it.

Once again, I'd like to say that I'd be interested in hearing from google search folks. Did you find the information you were hoping for? Was the information even remotely close to what you were looking for? Did you just roll your eyes and click through to the next answer?