Texting Meme

I stole this meme from Leo. My text message inbox has regular texts plus direct message notifications from Twitter, and I wasn't sure whether to include those or not. I did it both ways, but I think that, overall, not including them is funnier.

I'm posting it both ways, though.

1. Take your cell phone.
2. Open your txt message inbox.
3. Answer the questions with a first sentence of the txt message that has arrived.
4. Question 1 - First sentence from the first message.
5. Question 2 - First sentence from the second message, etc...

1. What would you say if your significant other was unfaithful?
I want YOU to do his look up.

2. What do you always say to your best friend?
For date night can we go take pictures somewhere, too?

3. What is first thing you say when your friend is hit by a bus?
The case worker for Grandma's Medicare retired

4 What is the worst thing you could say to your enemy?
Go for it Babe?

5 What does your mother say before you go to sleep?
Wait until you become their boss.

6 What would you scream if you won over a million in lottery?
Website or home site?

7 What would you say to God if you met him/her?
Do you think they resent you for leaving and leaving them doomed for the inevitable?

8 What would you like to hear the most?
I inadvertently cock blocked Neighbor!

9 What will be your last words?
Ouch

I'm not tagging anyone, but if you do this, please post a comment with a link so that we can enjoy, too!

With DM's included:

1. What would you say if your significant other was unfaithful?
Actually, kind of often in my world.

2. What do you always say to your best friend?
Uh? [actually, kind of true]

3. What is first thing you say when your friend is hit by a bus?
I want YOU to do his look up.

4 What is the worst thing you could say to your enemy?
For date night can we go take pictures somewhere, too?

5 What does your mother say before you go to sleep?
The case worker for Grandma's Medicare retired

6 What would you scream if you won over a million in lottery?
Go for it Babe?

7 What would you say to God if you met him/her?
Wait until you become their boss.

8 What would you like to hear the most?
Website or home site?

9 What will be your last words?
Do you think they resent you for leaving and leaving them doomed for the inevitable?